https://celshaders.com/ celshaders.com is an ugly website full of terrible garbage. Please stay away. https://celshaders.com/ 2026-10-27-Wacky Dawg, say something funny! Tue, 27 Oct 2026 15:05:23 -0700 PurpleColonel’s series ‘Cascade'. So Half-Life was originally called ‘Quiver’ in development, and was developed alongside another game, titled ‘Prospero’, but it was eventually cancelled as people began to work more on Half-Life. Written by Marc Laidlaw, and under CEO Gabe Newell, they published their game in 1998 with Sierra Entertainment, a company who published many PC games at the time. Half-Life would release with 2 demos, one distributed with graphics cards called ‘Half-Life: Day One”. Day One contained the first 5 chapters, from Black Mesa Inbound to We’ve Got Hostiles (including the Hazard Course) and another distributed online, “Half-Life: Uplink” Distributed online from Sierra’s website. Uplink had a whole new short campaign, showing off a ton of what the game had to offer. But I’ll get back to Uplink later. With the release in 1999, it sold incredibly well, around 200,000 copies by around November. In Half-Life, you usually begin with the Hazard Course. Due to it being updated, I’ll describe the PlayStation 2 Version first. Arriving on a tram, Gordon Freeman enters a large room to begin training for Black Mesa, the research facility he is going to work at. The scientists there talk to him and mention he has already signed the waivers needed to begin the course, and he rides a lift down. At the bottom he learns to Jump, Duck, ‘Duck-Jump’ (crouch jump) and all the other movement necessary. In the original, there weren’t invisible walls all over the place and you were able to jump to your death or skip to different places, as well as take secondary routes. This is gone in the PS2 version, which has invisible walls everywhere. Now this is what I like about the GoldSrc Half-Life games, they feel really expansive. Now some parts ARE tedious and need you to do specific weird things, but those are few and far between, using a barrel to complete a cable’s current in Blue Shift for example. But in other places, like the Hazard Course, you can just jump around obstacles, like in the Long-Jump part where you have to rotate a platform? You can just jump around it. I really like megastructures in games, like Aperture Science in the Portal games, but the different thing about Black Mesa is it could actually exist. Sure, someone COULD make Aperture Science real, kind of, but black mesa being a sprawling science facility with its own transport system, dorms, announcement system, admins, It just feels so real and feasible. Some of my favorite mods to play are ones that let you explore parts of the facility pre-disaster, seeing people work, and go about their day. That’s why I REALLY like the Hazardous Course 2 mod, which has amazing setpieces. In the next part I’ll write about the path the game takes and it’s development.]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-10-22-Much buzz about something Thu, 22 Oct 2026 13:51:27 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 0004-04-04-4 Wed, 21 Oct 2026 15:02:20 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-10-19-Out for delivery, Expected Now - Infinity. Mon, 19 Oct 2026 14:34:21 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-10-16-"Poopy Doopy" and they say Shakespeare is dead. Fri, 16 Oct 2026 19:40:57 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-10-15-Scientists reveal the hi Thu, 15 Oct 2026 09:19:35 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-10-14-Free tvs! Wed, 14 Oct 2026 08:26:48 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-10-13-Mr. Flibble is very cross. Tue, 13 Oct 2026 15:05:38 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-10-05-What do you mean they got him? Mon, 05 Oct 2026 21:09:54 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-10-01-Come here if you want your tickle touched and your pickle lickled Thu, 01 Oct 2026 12:03:41 -0700 kingdom hearts for the ps2 a few days ago, and when the tv didn’t get any input I thought the capture card or the cable for it was broken. After hours of trying different things I figured out the HDMI switch wasn’t outputting anything. After looking up the brand, the HDMI switcher brand was discontinued and had reviews saying it broke for them after a little while too. So $50 down the drain right? Not a big deal. It sucks that it’s that expensive but whatever. I go to unplug the switch, and the COVER OF THE PLUG COMES OFF SHOCKING ME. THIS SHITTY AMAZON HDMI SWITCH ALMOST KILLED ME BY CREATING THE EQUIVALENT OF A FORK IN A OUTLET. AND NOW I’M DOWN FIFTY DOLLARS. Thank you for listening to my spooky tale. Yes I eventually did play kingdom hearts.]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-09-28-“Sell me this coffin” Mon, 28 Sep 2026 14:33:35 -0700 it's like stopping 9/11 but the first person to survive is adolf hitler]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-09-24-Eat at Joe's Thu, 24 Sep 2026 14:29:00 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-09-20-Final: "Kittens are safe. No men, no hetslop…” Sun, 20 Sep 2026 20:47:52 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-09-13-they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder Sun, 13 Sep 2026 12:09:20 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-09-10-Amelia Earhart’s famous sweet tooth has doomed us all! Thu, 10 Sep 2026 14:48:06 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-09-03-I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Thu, 03 Sep 2026 14:37:17 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-08-18-A win for the Irish but not for the colorblind Tue, 18 Aug 2026 08:37:55 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-08-14-You're a bunch of DiCaprios, DICAPRIO! DICAPRIO! DICAPRIO! Fri, 14 Aug 2026 12:51:10 -0700 [Spoilers!] Now that you’ve obviously played the game to completion, let’s talk about my playthrough. I’ve heard people saying that there are certain orders to play the game in, but that’s not true, you can play the game’s three main areas in any order, but the house interludes are always in the same order. My first playthough, I went in this order: Misery Town, Corporation(?), and Timesville. And I DO think you should do timesville last, Or at least do a bit of it and then finish one of the other areas, as it is a LOT. When I got the metal detector and that ghost thing started to chase me, I didn’t notice because I was checking a DM. and when I looked back, I saw it creeping towards Mellow. (I SHIT MYSELF!!!!!! :DDD) Anyway this game is good yay back to band]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-08-10-NO DRACULAS! NO MUMMY! NO ALIEN! NO DUENDE! ACTIVATE ALARM! KILL ON APPROACH! Mon, 10 Aug 2026 16:29:26 -0700 INTERLOPER by anomidae, and the fangame being SOURCEVOID ONLINE by 333 SOFTWARE. To save you a 7 hour lore recap, the “source void” is a large interconnected void full of maps from the source engine. Places from games like: Half-life 2, it’s episodes, Portal (I don’t know about portal 2), Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike Source, Garry’s mod (this includes community made maps), as well as others. The game is always online, (hence the name) and you put in “seeds” to spawn in a random location in the void and meet up with your friends in the same location. You can pick up props and use your flashlight, move around, and fall from maps to escape entities that will chase you. These entities include:
Umbrella Men - From the ARG, they act as predators in the void, their presence are made known by a jingle.
VRAD errors - error models that act similarly to Umbrella Men, they also play a sound when approaching.
Zombies/Mimics - When you are killed by an Umbrella Men or VRAD errors, you leave behind a mangled corpse. If you wait around by one of these for long enough they will wake up and begin to chase you.
ALL THE ABOVE ENTITIES WILL CAUSE YOU TO CRASH.
Player Mimics - I have yet to encounter one, other than hearing them several times, but they repeat sentences players say.
Cones - I have seen a cone twice, once where it came back several times. From what I can tell, It acts very similar to a developer, so I am not yet convinced it is an npc. It can spawn in explosive barrels, hover outside a map, Repeat a lot of sentences, like DEAD MAN BAD or KILL MAN BAD.
Trolls - Not a real entity. It was a patreon member, (patreon members can change their models and play sound effects), and one of them went invisible (bug) and played several sound effects.
Overall, the game really makes you feel like you’re in an ARG, and it’s fun to chat with people while you’re falling, and people in the community are very nice. Although the prop-grabbing physics are weird, due to server time,

SUPRISE! It’s a DOUBLE REVIEW! Next up we have BIG WALK by house house. If I were to describe it in once sentence to someone who’s never heard of it, I’d say: “Breath of the Wild, but multiplayer and focused on puzzles.” although it’s a silly way to put it, because there are many more differences. Let’s get negative stuff out of the way first. The voices are pretty quiet sometimes, and it’s weird that there aren’t separate sliders for main audio volume and voice volume. But the update they pushed recently helped with the quiet voices greatly. Now that we’ve gotten the negatives all out of the way, lets move on to what I like about the game. HOLY SHIT THIS IS GAME OF THE YEAR. I played the game with 3 other friends, and so far, we’ve only completed probably 5% of the game. [This is where spoilers may start] We were able to unlock both the 2nd area and the big red tower. We’re working on opening the gondolas. We’ve gotten like 10-11 ‘gourds’ or whatever you call them. We have gotten separated from each other quite a few times, once, my friends went to the red tower before we left the starting area by glitching out somehow, and we kept hitting the flare at the center of the beginner area, and they kept hitting the flare at the top of the tower until we gave up and @’d them in discord to get their asses over here or we will reset the game. (we needed 4 people for the stack puzzle). Another time, one of us got turned around when we left the green tower for the red tower, (we were done for the day and were putting a bunch of garbage in the lost and found) and they got turned around and went BACK to the green tower. We used the megaphone we found to shout all the way across to talk to them, and they used the laser to communicate back. It was only until they started heading over that we remembered all the towers have radio stations on them that act similar to walkie talkies. Anyway, BIG WALK IS GOOD. If you haven’t played it, PLAY IT. DON’T LOOK AT THIS SPOILERED REVIEW!!! JUST SEE THAT I SAID IT WAS MY GAME OF THE YEAR AND TRY IT!!!!!!! GO GO GO.
oh also it was my birthday 5 days ago lol]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-08-03-You can run, but it won't be to the college of your choice!! Mon, 03 Aug 2026 11:30:29 -0700 society: ok
webmaster slenderman: collect my pages]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-07-31-Can I be sensitive for one second or will I be tackled and killed Fri, 31 Jul 2026 12:14:12 -0700
Do you ever agree with some people’s points but they sound like huge pretentious assholes about it? Well have I got the thing for you! With this template, you too can safely agree or disagree with someone! Here ya go:
You make a lot of good takes, and while I don’t quite agree with how you go about things, there are certainly valuable things to learn from your argument. While I agree with ____, I’m too afraid of having an opinion that goes against the status quo set by others to FULLY agree with it. Something I do not agree with, however, is how you ______ to prove a point Although it is something I can totally see doing myself, I cannot do it for those reasons. Thank you.]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-07-24-I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorock Fri, 24 Jul 2026 16:24:50 -0700 WAS going to finish my huge reflections on the error of my ways and how that’s made me feel distant from people but is largely the fault of my lack of self confidence, But I might as well just put something else out instead. First up is Splatoon Raiders: It’s everything I wanted for the game. The difficulty is perfect (and it’s hilarious the easy mode is called ‘tourist’), and the gameplay is extremely well designed. It sucks when you fail a raid, especially when you’re a few sublayers down, but the skill points that you earn make up for it, because you can upgrade and go back down! It took some of the rougelike elements from the ‘Splatoon 3: Side Order’ DLC, and mixed that with Salmon Run and Singleplayer modes to create an experience that is definitely worth the (pretty cheap for a nintendo game) $50. The ability to call for other players’ help for a Raid is very helpful, especially if you need just a little bit of a push to finish it. All the little side content you can do is very fun, The crane minigame is cool, and I like how the boxes are exactly where you leave them when you go out. I do wish there were more hairstyles though, hell, the could’ve taken a bunch from Splatoon 3 and it would be fine by me.
Okay, Next up is a game I’ve been getting a lot more into recently, Voices of the Void, I was introduced to it by watching Vargskelethor Joel’s streams on the game, and after watching like 20 of the highlight videos I had to try it for myself. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to call it a horror game, But that doesn’t fully describe it. If I were to try, I’d say it were a spookysimsourcelikesandbox. Several of the events seen tailor made for Joel and they also scare the hell out of me, I don’t want to spoil a lot of the game, But if you want a well crafted spookysimsourcelikesandbox, this is the game for you. Well, I’ve been writing for about 15 minutes, I think that’s enough for today, I’ll get back to work on my other projects now that I’ve figured out how to help myself actually do work.]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-07-14-Bartender, get me a true… Tue, 14 Jul 2026 14:29:34 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-07-07-Restricted mode has hidden the comments on this video. Thu, 09 Jul 2026 15:33:12 -0700 DELTARUNE ] Now that it's been a few weeks since deltarune chapter 5 was released, I’ve gathered my thoughts about it. The gameplay is the best of all of the chapters. I REALLY hope that they reuse parts of it in the next chapters, Similar to how the climbing gimmick from chapter 4 was reused quite a bit in this one. I’ve overheard a lot of people saying that asgore was vagueposting near the end of the chapter in his monologue, And while I don’t personally agree with that, (I think it makes since he wouldn’t bring up something that was probably really bad with his child) I can see why some people feel that way, though to me it would feel like a random lore dump. Anyway, all the characters were very enjoyable and extremely funny. I have also heard criticisms about the chapter being too funny and lighthearted for a lot of it , I agree that at some points it can be a bit much, It was always advertised as one last really fun chapter before the storm, (excluding weird route). Speaking of which, The weird route was extremely chilling, Especially the ending and the part where noelle is not speaking, only thinking. The way you abort the route is not by hitting stop but by just not saying proceed fast enough, and the game just continues the normal route with several changes, but what worries me is Susie will still show noelle castle town, and that won’t be good after her going crazy and then thinking it’s a dream. Anyway, continuing with the normal route, the secret boss is one of my favorites, and I really enjoy all of the parallels between Pink and her Body and the Soul and Kris. Overall this is an extremely good and well made chapter, with amazing gameplay and fantastic art, It might be one of the best chapters in the game so far, Although it’s not without flaws.]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-06-22-I have 4 half-siblings so 2 altogether Mon, 22 Jun 2026 16:39:40 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-06-18-No silicon heaven? It's preposterous! Where would all the calculators go? Thu, 18 Jun 2026 18:42:59 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-06-09-Aspect ratio: 1999 Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:48:13 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-06-08-My husband’s sister died falling down the stairs 6 months ago Mon, 08 Jun 2026 10:53:40 -0700 Half-Life PS2 Head-to-head mode is genuinely really fun to pick up for a few rounds, and it’s just like 30 seconds to set up. A lot of the time I say one sec, for one second. Except a few times I’ve messed up and said it for multiple seconds, so i say secs, so i just sound weird, like bro why did you say gimme a few sex?]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-06-04-Never ever leave land Thu, 04 Jun 2026 13:07:59 -0700 EDIT: Yeah it was good]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-06-02-Heavy sack beating is up 900% Tue, 02 Jun 2026 10:57:35 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-27-This playing toys shit can get pretty serious Wed, 27 May 2026 12:28:04 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-21-Just goes to show, brawn is better than brains. Thu, 21 May 2026 09:00:55 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-20-Toby Fox deltarune newsletter Wed, 20 May 2026 12:02:28 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-19-New watch; it's the same as the old watch but half the things work again Tue, 19 May 2026 08:49:40 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-18-"I asked chatGPT!" I asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch Mon, 18 May 2026 10:27:28 -0700 GLITCH show, GAMEOVERSE, just came out, and the amount of hate it’s getting for basically just existing is wild, and has set animation twitter on fire for the 3rd time this week. I don’t really have anything else to talk about right now, so I’ll keep it short today.]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-16-I’m getting really invested in eating paper. Sat, 16 May 2026 12:03:11 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-15-Where everyday is the 15th of mayyyy Fri, 15 May 2026 08:57:50 -0700 like this for a while. The domain costs me $11 a year, and my friend bought it for me, so i’m trying to utilize it a lot. I don’t want to buy a server or self host, so that’s why I use github pages. Funnily enough, as I was adding this post, the thing decided to make me go through hell to add that link to the image. Thanks.]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-14-Ack!! Ew!! Thu, 14 May 2026 11:13:32 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-11-Dark! Narrow! Scary! Well of Three Features Mon, 11 May 2026 08:51:24 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-02-Karl Marx is here, Wave to say hi! Sat, 02 May 2026 09:38:37 -0700 https://celshaders.com/ 2026-05-01-YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ARTHUR CHRISTMAS? Fri, 01 May 2026 08:53:24 -0700 at least not professionally, so that’s why this site kinda looks like shit, but at the same time it’s close to the aesthetic that I wanted anyways. It’s more difficult editing this site on github, which is how it’s hosted, but at least it’s free. The amount of people who agree with the “Just give me the fucking .exe” post is crazy to me. Using github isn't that hard, it’s just slow or annoying sometimes.]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-04-30-I'm taking my balls and leaving! Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:52:02 -0700 World Wide Web War 1) and he wondered how people could get so worked up over a bit of internet drama. And I do understand, because nowdays there's new drama every day and we've become desensitized to the constant barage of bullshit.]]> https://celshaders.com/ 2026-04-29-Since 2026! Wed, 29 Apr 2026 09:51:12 -0700